My best friend is much better at period euphemisms than I am.
My uterus is having a liquidation sale. EVERYTHING MUST GO.
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD
*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*
SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD
*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*
BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.
Loving someone and having them love you back is the most precious thing in the world.