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I had THE best wet dream last night. It has honestly made my day. Just sayin’.

-everdeen:

A box and Maru [x]

(via sarnsgrace)

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

(via sarnsgrace)

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

that-one-lesbian-bitchh:

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on, etc

pls

(Source: deadkirschtein, via chemicalsentiment)

feliciasbitch:

beben-eleben:

Pets who love or hate their bath time

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

(via tearsandguns)

doctorwho:

the-fource:

How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

ExterminEIGHT

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

(Source: romangodfrey, via chemicalsentiment)

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(via curvecreation)

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
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