House elves sending treacle tart to sudents who are noticably sad
House elves making sure Lupin has a rare steak facing him
House elves stealing razor blades from students trunks
House elves slipping words of encouragement to students with bad grades or signs of depression
House elves giving knit clothes to students who are wearing hand me downs
pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years
Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.
Omg Tom looks like a turtle
Of course it’s Benedict
Brad Pitt still looks hot
oh my god i thought those numbers were their ages and i got WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS DANIEL RADCLIFFE 45!? HE’S OLDER THAN SNAPE WHAT DID I MISS!?
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for