TheImpossibleAssbutt

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otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

(via aconsultingwarlock)

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

(via harrinoodles)

Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:

androgyyni:

gayitoutloud:

foreverdreaminginfinitely:

totallylesbians:

gayteenss:

  • Push me against the wall, the/a door
  • Gently grab my chin and make me look into your eyes
  • Grab my waist and pull my body against yours
  • Caress my cheek
  • Pull my hair
  • Put your hand in the back pocket of my jeans
  • Bite my lip
  • Put your arms around my neck
  • Tease me
  • Look at me with those eyes of yours, that naughty look of yours is irresistible
^YES

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will do😉🐨

OMG yes, please. Now.

(via make-lovenothorcruxes)

I want so many fucking hickeys and bite marks

(Source: eat-pussy-its-polite, via actual-neptune-vasilias)

"....we’re fading fast. I miss missing you now and then."

(Source: outfoxfate, via thebitchandthedog)

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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(Source: eilizabeth, via bbcpainaggregation)

listoflifehacks:

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(via miidniightowl)

wander-to-the-stars-above:

amroyounes:

Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

My dad used to be a firefighter

(via nerdvanna-annihilation)

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